What the hell happened to today???

I just don't understand how a pretty good day ended up changing so damn fast!!!

Seriously...what the fuck.

Woke up, got my ass to work. On time even!! Things went smoothly there, got everything done I needed to without any hassle. 

Then I fucked up my night by leaving work. 

Wasn't even 5 minutes away from my job when it went to shit.

On my drive home, an idiot lady in a Mercedes decided she just didn't need to notice that I was coming up the street and literally turned into my car. Luckily I was not driving more than 30 MPH at the time and I saw what her dumb ass was in the process of doing. I was able to break enough that she only took the entire front fender off my car. 

Needless to say, I was more than a little upset. 

Luckily she did not try to leave, because I would have followed her with my shit dragging. She pulled in and after her husband pointed out to me where she was still sitting in her car (she hadn't even bothered to get out of hers to see what she had done) and I proceeded to ask her what the hell she was thinking, did she HAVE to turn right then? Her response was fucking priceless.

"I didn't see you at all."

All I'm thinking is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DRIVING???

What I said was, "you should come look and see what you did to my car, you demolished the front of it." to which her response was "I'm sorry, I didn't see you..".

So after exchanging insurance information with her husband (and making sure they were both okay even though I was still pissed she fucked up my car), I put the pieces of my fender she wrecked in my backseat and continued home. Of course on the way, I got stuck driving behind every slow fuck on the road. 

In case you hadn't noticed yet, I have a bad case of potty mouth. Don't care, won't apologize for it. It's me.

Anyhow, got home and changed out of my work clothes while deciding what to have for dinner. Fast food was happening tonight, because I sure as hell was not cooking or waiting for anything to be cooked. The decision was Burger King, because you know, Chicken Fries. After being assured everything was there (while I was trying to check), got home and discovered my burger was missing. Everyone else had theirs, which was good at least.

I just wanted to relax and have some food and I couldn't have that.

You'd think I shit in someones cereal or kicked a puppy or something!

Things are finally calm now. Better damn well stay that way. 

Only good thing about today was it got me back started on this. I used to maintain a blog a few years back, but due to personal reasons had to step back. Shit circumstance killed my passion for it honestly. 

I missed this and I'm glad to be back at it. 

Hopefully I can keep you guys amused enough to stick around with me. 

:)